What, it's never going to happen again! Once was wonderful. So I said, 'Gerber that's all, you're finished, forget it. Occasionally, I went to the bathroom, and I. and stops Barney Gerber right in mid-song. agh, some maniac with bourbon in his blood, something on his mind, runs through a red light. Ten years we were happy, Jodie, and then one day. Heh, you see, Jodie? You see how smart I was, I thought 'I'll never love again'. There I was, miserable Barney Gerber, happy again. in an entirely different way, it wasn't better, it wasn't worse, it was. I married her! Ah, Jodie, if we weren't happy. So, I ate, I slept, I went to the bathroom, and one day. Well, a few years later, I met a redhead. I never thought 'I'm ever gonna fall in love again', bah. and in between these three major activities, Jodie, there was. It was like somebody slugged me! I went through the normal routine of daily living, I ate, I slept, I went to the bathroom. I tell you, I walked around for months, I was doubled over. She was all I needed, Jodie, I had the whole world right there. And after fifteen years, I still stared at that woman in amazement.
I used to stare at her in amazement, thinking how lucky I was. She used to walk down the street - the whole Bronx would light up. My wife, Jodie, oh-ho, my wife was a wonder. Jodie, did I ever tell you about my wife? I know, you're not in the mood right now to hear stories by old men, but you listen, because it could help.